Biohag

Dear Piece of Shit Bio-"Mom",

The next time you stand in my house talking potty talk to 9 and 14 year-olds I will come out and wash your mouth out with soap. Get over the poop and butt conversations, will ya? You are 35 fucking years old and at some point you are going to have to act like it. The kids don't think you're funny. They are tolerating you out of pity and some deep, over-zealous sense of honor that they inherited from their father. All they inherited from you is their propensity to lie and blame others.

Now I have to spend the next 6 weeks re-teaching them manners until you decide to bless them with another visit and undo it all again.