Your Majesties

Dear Grade School Parents,

Do you seriously not understand how the carpool line works? When you stop right in front of the door and don't pull all the way forward TO THE SIGN THAT TELLS YOU HOW FAR TO GO it only leaves room for 3 or so more cars to drop off their kids. Are your precious little offspring that fucking lazy that they can't walk a few extra yards? Are you and yours so damn special you don't have to consider anyone else around you? When only 4 cars at a time can let their kids out instead of 8 or 9, it causes delays. See all those cars backed up all the way up the hill? That's because of you, jackass.